Gredzka I guess.

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Special Thanks to @GermanPigeon for the art used in the project Extra note: Voice actors and other people working on the series get priority for their nations showing up. If you wanna voice act, give me 5 characters you would be fine VAing for, and I'll tell you which ones are open. Finally, let's get to the script you've come for! Episode 2: 9 minutes Script: Scene 1: 35 seconds *Prison in random ahhh siberia Soviet Music in the background* Egypt: Man, I can't bear to hear the stupid songs anymore… Saudi Arabia: Hey don't be angry, because I know how we can get out of here! Egypt: How? We’re stuck. Saudi Arabia: I found this book which can teleport us to another dimension. Egypt: Well, I never trusted your mental health but this is crazy. *Saudi shows book* Egypt: Well then let's give it a try! Maybe we’ll be transported to heaven or something. Scene 2: 45 seconds Germany: HEY RUSSLAND I THINK WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE! USSR: *sees portal and approaches* OMG LOOK AT IT! THIS IS SO KEWL! Germany: I'm not so sure about that… USSR: Oh c'mon let's give it a try! *jump into the portal. USSR and Germany land in another universe, in a castle garden* Commie Poland: AHHHH POMOC! *short pause* I thought you guys landed in the afterlife… Germany: After... life? Commie Poland: You guys don’t seem like you are from around here. USSR: Well, no but where are we? Commie Poland: Welcome to my kingdom. You seem more chill than the Germanies and USSRs I’ve met in the past. Would you like to come inside and have a meal with me? Scene 3: 60 seconds *Japan and Rakonia are in the forest where they left off last episode* Rakonia: And so that’s why we’ve come to ask for the land. UC: Very intriguing… *short pause* We have to go back to camp to discuss this. I doubt you’ll get your land, but I won’t turn you away. *quick pan out to forest top, then back into Trailblazer’s camp. UC leads the 2 IA people up to Negative Space Republic* Negative Space Republic: Why have you brought these Imperialists to me, UC? UC: They want to obtain some land from us, in exchange for an alliance. Specifically, they want the strip next to Heart Lake, on the east side. Negative Space Republic *turns from UC to the IA people*: That’s Quartanite land, so I can’t give it away. You’ll have to ask them for it. They are very territorial, so they are unlikely to give it up for free. Rakonia: Thank you for your time. Could UC help us find their camp? I’m unfamiliar with these woods. Negative Space Republic: No, I’ll have Gredzka and Anakinnovia lead you there. They aren’t busy. I need UC for other things. Rakonia: Once again, thanks for your time. We owe you a lot. Scene 4: 55 seconds *Tathula, Commie Poland, and Nepal make their way back into camp. They quickly go up to UEOAAD, who is with Texas(PU)* Tathula: UEOAAD, bad news. We were just attacked by some monarchists. We fought them off but there are likely to be more attacks soon. UEOAAD: That’s disturbing news. We must put some extra defenses on that border. I’ll have Gabito and Hyperborea go there. They can set up a small camp and block any attacks. Tathula: Gabito and Hyperborea can’t communicate, so maybe we should send Kurdistan and Oceania instead of Gabito. That’ll make it so Hyperborea isn’t super bored the whole time. UEOAAD: You’re right. Go inform them, then *Tathula walks away* Commie Poland: It’s disturbing how we’ve been attacked. I know the Monarchists don’t like us, but I feel like something’s off with them. UEOAAD: We’ll have to see… Scene 5: 45 seconds *set in the monarchists camp. Historia is sitting with Inuit Protectorate* Historia: And that’s the story of how your father died. Inuit Protectorate: I love that story each time you tell it to me. I can’t believe he really went out into the No-man’s land and survived there for a week. Historia: It’s true. That spiritual experience shaped what he ended up doing with his life. Jaypan: Why are you two lazing around? Get to work! *Historia looks at Inuit Protectorate, annoyed. A moment passes* Jaypan: What are you waiting for? *Historia and Inuit Protectorate get up* Historia: Hello Jaypan Count of Nothing! What do you request of us? Jaypan: Anything useful. Don’t be lazy bums. Historia: You’re lucky that you’re a guest here. Remember that. Jaypan: Stop your insignificant yapping and work. Historia(rolling his eyes): Alright. Inuit, go get a friend and let’s go hunting. Inuit Protectorate: Alright! Give me a minute! *Inuit Protectorate runs off into the “camera” and the next scene starts* Scene 6: 125 seconds *Gredzka and Anakinnovia are leading Rakonia through the woods, talking* Gredzka(always monotone): Why do you evil IA people want to steal our lands? Rakonia: We’ve explained it five times, so no more. Ask UC or Negative Space Republic or something. Gredzka: You guys really need help. You always do bad stuff.