First, take the mouse and click that grey heart, then watch. Warning: I couldn't include actual images for parts of this because the main character literally looks like a burnt pepperoni pizza. NO ADS!!!!
Thank you to the coffee that gave me this idea and not thank you to the blisters on my fingertips for typing this. Credits to the coffee cup for slipping right out of my hands, and zero credit to my brain for thinking I could catch it. Play this project at your own risk. Side effects may include phantom heat, sudden urges to drop your mug, and an intense craving for pepperoni pizza.