It was an average day in 2fort, well a violent day, like the other days in 2fort. Sniper was trying to get the BLU team with his sniper, but that BLU scout was ragebaiting so hard, he couldn’t stand it. “DAGNABBIT!” Sniper shouted cause Scout was too fast for his sniper cause of that radioactive Bonk. “Can’t catch me slowpoke!!” Scout teased him. He kept zipping in unpredictable directions when the sniper tried to shoot him. Doing an etch a sketch style dash and sharp turns. He was just so caught in his rage, he couldn’t deny it no longer. So out of rage, he wanted to scream so loudly. But instead of yelling about how the opposing team has big foreheads, he then smashed his sniper in a fiery burst of rage and chagrin. As he was demolishing his sniper, he heard a loud buzz in the intercom; it was the administrator. “ATTENTION SNIPER. FOR YOUR UNLAWFUL SPORTSMANSHIP, YOU ARE ON PROBATION FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.” She said. He fell to his knees and sobbed. He’s never been in trouble before. He sat in the corner of the base as the match continued. He heard footsteps approach him, and when he perked his head up, he saw Merasmus. “M-merasmus?” Sniper was confused on why he was here. “Why the hell are you crying?” Merasmus asked. “The Scout was too fast and i smashed my weapon. Im sorry.” He explained. “Well… you should be…” Merasmus grumbled. Sniper didnt know what he meant by that, until he heard gibberish and then he got zapped by a burst of power. The rest was a blur…. He heard merasmus say like “Hey Miss Pauling! I turned Sniper into a Kiwi” and miss Pauling said “Absolutely horrid Merasmus”
Ok so here’s the animal headcanon stuff that’s gonna appear in this story. You know what satyr is. Lycanomorph (or Anthrospynx) is when you have a human head and an animal body but its Anthro or Semi-anthro. Defect is when you have 2 or more animal that replace your original limbs Engineer - Beaver (Satyr type) Sniper - (Kangaroo. Well used to be. (Satyr type)) Scout - (Northern Inuit dog (Lyncanomorph type)) Heavy (polar bear (anthro)) Spy (Siamese cat (lycanomorph)) Pyro (dragon-phoenix hybrid (lycanonorph-defect)) Medic (Clydesdale (taur)) Soldier (Prairie Dog (Satyr)) Demoman (raccoon (Anthro)) Miss Pauling (Cat (Taur)) Also Pyro is a WOMAN!!!!!!! This is based on that kiwi sniper meme I saw
