This is log 2 of my findings, let's go. On my way to Stanley and Stanford's house, I saw a group of gnomes fighting over something. 'SHMEBULOCK!' *sigh*, gnomes are a very strange species. I was at the old wooden shack. I reached my hand towards the door, knocking it three times. Suddenly, a massive man dressed in exactly what Stanley wore, opened the door. "Ah! Welcome to the mystery shack dude! Uh, sorry, but we're kinda closed right now-" "Sorry," I said, barging past him, "I need to find Stanford," I sprinted to the vending machine, and, as I learnt the code from a ruined page of the journal I found, I was able to get in and find Ford. I ran down the steps, eventually coming to a halt. "Ah, Perry, my old friend! It's been a while!" Ford had exclaimed. "Come on, Stanford," I sighed, "it's been two weeks," He stepped closer to me. "Seems longer, haha! Anyways, what brings you here?" I told him about the things I saw, The Cipher Cult. "Hmm..." He looked like he was thinking. I left him be for a bit. "Did you take any pictures?" He asked. "No, but I do remember where it is," "Perfect, now, let me tell Stanley that I'm going and-" "There's no time, Stanford! Come on!" I tugged his arm, and we ran towards the Cult entrance. This time, nobody was around, and so we were able to sneak by. "Now, I remember you had to say, 'Fear the Beast with just one eye,' three times," I said. "Well that's one," Stanford chuckled. "Fear the Beast with just one eye, fear the Beast with just one eye, fear the Beast with just one eye!" I had quickly boomed, and we slided down. It was quite quiet this time, most of the people had gone out searching for pages of the journal I assumed. "Stanford, behind one of these pillars!" I pulled him behind a pillar, before looking at Skullface. What had happened to him? Why does he want this? I had so many questions, and no answers. "AHEM! ATTENTION!" Skullface announced. Everyone in the building shuffled over to him, before looking a huddle of penguins. Haha! I crack myself up sometimes! Anyways, "RIGHT! WE HAVE NO TIME LEFT TO SPARE!" he shouted, "ONE OF OUR MEMBERS, DANIEL WERSHOIN, TOLD ME HE SAW SOME NERDY GUY SPYING IN ON US! WE MUST FIND THE PAGES, TRY TO RESURRECT BILL, AND DESTROY THE TOWN!" "HURRAH!" the crowd boomed. "Luckily, they haven't found that only I know how to bring him back," Ford whispered a bit to loudly. "Is that so?" Skullface said. Two men in robes apprehended Ford, who dropped his laser gun. "Haha! Stanford Pines..." Skullface said, "I should of known! You are the one, who knows how to bring back Bill, correct?" "I'll never tell you!" Ford struggled. "Haha...oh you will..." He pulled out a knife, before he put it to Ford's neck. "THAT'S IT!" I shouted, picking up the laser gun and shooting the knife out of his hand. "COME AT ME!" A huddle of robed men came at me, but luckily, I knew a thing or two about boxing, so I knocked out a few of them before zapping the rest with the laser gun. "GRRR! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU MYSELF!" Skullface exclaimed. He charged at me, and I parried most of his attacks, but no matter how much I zapped him, he wouldn't go down. "YOU WON'T INTERRUPT WITH MY PLANS!" He said, punching me in the face. I elbowed him in the stomach, then slapped him repeatedly, then uppercutting him. "Come on Ford, let's get out of here!" I said as I grabbed onto Ford, getting out of this madness. "MARK MY WORD, I'LL DESTROY YOU! FEAR THE BEAST WITH JUST ONE EYE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Skullface screamed before we got out of there. "Oh my...that was a close one!" I said. "Phew...I'll know to bring more weapons round next time we go round there! Oh...also..." Ford gasped. Ford had took pictures everywhere! Now we just had to go to the police, then the army, then everybody else so we could take down these guys. But...phew...I'm tired. Maybe tomorrow, ok?
Part 2 of an AU I'm making.
