Sigh... Day four and still very little progress. Will this even work? I figured out how to make the comment energy work. Basically, every time one of you comments, you are generating force by pushing the keys. I created a machine that uses special satellites and picks up on that specific vibration. It can only connect to computers that are on any of my projects or my account though. I guess that means you guys are literally keeping me alive. Cool.
Thank you, @IcyScripts for knitting me the scarf. So, it turns out that I personally have to pay for shipping if I want to receive any of your packages, which is what I did for the scarf. Since I am a rotating fan, my income is quite limited, so I will only be able to receive specific packages. This is fine though, I do not require much. If I do end up wanting something delivered, I will just save up for it in the stock market.