An intergalactic warrior from the future! + Other future stories

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Based on a jokey conversation Alex and I had One day, in the year 2039, robots tried to overthrow humanity. Around that same day, a 31 year old woman, who had an overbearing love for watching television, watched some dumb cartoon hours before the invasion, and the overexposure to the screen made her eyes irritated. By the time she turned the TV off by hand since she couldn’t find a remote, some electric supernatural wave thingies from the TV transferred to her and altered her brain (and to an extent, her entire body), and now apparently she’s a highly intelligent cyborg who has retractable claws, ghoulish powers, and the ability to speak more than 30 different languages (Spanish apparently being her second language) Uhhh, did I mention she can turn any part of herself into like… a gagillion separate weapons? (In the future, gagillion became a valid number. It’s a googolplex times a million) 66 years after she stopped most of the robotic invasion, the woman was soon one of the most well known historical figures of all time. So well known, in fact, that people who weren’t alive during her time and learned about her in history books were surprised she was still around. She was even recently at the 66th president of the United States’ inauguration! And WHY is she an intergalactic warrior, you might ask? Well, she goes on GRUELLING quests throughout the galaxy, and in 2077, helped an alien race win a war against the remaining race of alien bug robots that were still serving for the former queen. We’ve never heard from them since. What she’s doing now, I cannot tell you due to her timeline’s “time code”. Yeah, they made time machines at one point. The earliest one was tested in 2039 and was released to the public 21 YEARS LATER in 2060. How old is she? She’s technically 97, but she ages 5 times slower than humans thanks to her powers, so she’s more accurately to say… 43 In 2105, most animation will for some reason become its own religion mainly because most of the things they predicted would happen in the future came true. Yes, even flying cars. Disney would shut down around 2092 as well and most indie companies would become corporate in the following years. Aliens will coexist with humans in 2105, too. Pangea II would’ve been a thing too somewhere in the 2080s, which explains the DSU (Divided States of Uhmerica), leading Alaska to become a Canadian province and Hawaii to be a country. Russia would be hit by Pangea II hard, splitting it into 26 parts, while Australia would surprisingly survive it. Some small countries would sink and there would briefly be a lost kingdom of Florida. Years after archeologists restore it, they would discover new technology from strange creatures who inhabit it that evolved from dolphins and seahorses and made good use of it. They also welcomed the creatures from the kingdom of Florida and they came to coexist with humans. Also I guess wars became extinct on Earth, leading them to other parts of space, so, world peace exists in the future too I’d love to go on and on about the future, but I feel if I do, I might be in violation of the time code, so I’ll tell you more about 2105 in another project!