Goggles: Grandma, can we go to the store? PWEEEEEZE? Grandma: Sure! I was running low on things. *what she wanted to say: Ah hail ya get yo fat [Bleep] to the car. Goggles: YAAAAAAAA *store* Goggles: I'm gonna look around. Grandma: Ok! Goggles: Where the actual HELL are those gummies Bobble likes so much? (yh ik he don't say hell but whatever) *sees pickled plums* Goggles: STOP IT. TELL ME THIS IS FAKE. *walks closer* Goggles: Ah hell ya this is what I'm talking about. *takes pickled plums* Grandma: *walks up* Oh, what did you- *sees the plums* Grandma: THE ACTUAL FRICK IS THIS? Goggles: P-pickled plums......? Grandma: PUT THOSE BACK THOSE AIN'T PICKLED PLUMS THOSE ARE GAS-X PILLS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NIGHT GAS. Goggles: Oh. O-ok. {END}
Splatoon manga lmao