See my innocent, painfully naive pre race expectations here: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1395433079 ---------- Welcome to the first and probably only woof race debrief- At the time im beginning writing this there are 16 laps left in the austin gp. ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI THE ITALIAN OF DOOM AND DISPAIR HAS HELD FIRST PLACE FOR MOST OF THE RACE. I know this man is driving a rocketship and is the mercedes favorite child but this is exactly what i feared happeningggg hes going to set a record as the youngest formula 1 world champion no matter what and were all here to witness it. im happy for him but he was a teenager like a month ago or something. not only does this make me wonder what im doing with MY life but also makes me think about the many drivers (charles leclerc) who have been in the sport almost 10 years (Charles leclerc) and still havent gotten their act together (leclerc) to win a freakin WDC (charles marc Hervé perceval leclerc) speaking of charles hes gone down to 4th place from second ZERO IDEA WHY because my brother turned the race off and i supported that because i guess i should be embarrassed for showing interest in a sport for once NO FATHER IM NOT WATCHING THIS JUST BECAUSE I THINK THEYRE CUTE. IF ANYTHING THE THING THAT CONVINCED ME TO FOLLOW F1 WAS THE MEMES. THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF GLAMOUR. there were other factors that played into it like leo leclerc (charles' dog) and roscoe (lewis's dog, rip) and things like the urge to learn more about cars so i can have an interesting conversation with my cousin about something HE likes but anyways were getting off topic. at this time we have 10 laps to go and WE collectively are fried (who is we? idk.) and all because of a literal italian child. charles in 3rd, max in 2nd, and we can all guess whos in first. hopefully these are the ending standings. i was wrong because with 3 laps to go we have max 3rd, charles 2nd, and kimi holding his place. last lap and we have the same podium standings as before. have a blessed day everyone.
here comes the end of yeehaw weekend and cowboy larping and probably the end of me watching races live. yeah thanks f1 ill stick to checking the standings AFTER the race. this is too stressful lol Choosin texas- Thomas rhett version
