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Cilk or outer space your bar to continue. As Bushwack18 would say “I can feel my braincells melting.” I’m genuinely having so much fun finding these takes they’re so bad. It’s hilarious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Hot take: if you eat meat you’re a horrible person. Reaction: wow, just wow. Spoilers this person is vegetarian/vegan (they didn’t specify). Honestly that’s just your take and I respect that. It’s not a horrible take it’s just kind of rude to immediately call me a bad person because of my dietary preferences. Not our worst take. P.S: Somebody in the comments of the reaction video I was watching said “got my lazy ahh up to get some salami for ts” IM CRINE 2. Hot take, but periods aren’t real. Reaction: I uh wh I HUH So in the vid they said that periods are just a mindset and a little blood. Dawg. Genuinely what the frick. Yes periods are real *COUGH COUGH* SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE *COUGH COUGH* and it’s not a “little” blood either. 3. Hot take, but if you sleep you are incredibly lazy Reaction: Like sleeping in general? Dawg. I don’t have anything else to say. You want me to die of sleep deprivation? You know you can do that right? Someone go check on this person they might be unhealthy sleep deprived. And get them some mental help while you’re at it. 4. Hot take: celebrating your birthday is racist Reaction: I’m suddenly racist wow. In the video they said that people are being discriminated and you just HAVE to celebrate because it’s your special day. Okay so then drinking water is racist to the people who can’t drink water? Like dawg. 5. Teens should not have privacy Reaction: Genuinely what the frick has this world come to. YES THEY SHOULD CREEP In the video they said that those lower than 18 don’t need privacy because they have nothing to hide. If you’re hiding something go give your phone to your parents and be honest. First, my parents don’t need to know everything. There are things I plan to carry to my grave. Second, genuinely be honest to me, how old are you, oh so wise ranter? 6. Hot take: men who eat in front of women are automatically horrible. Reaction: I WANT TO SCREAM/CRY/GAUGE MY EYES OUT WITH A KNIFE AND DESTROY MY PHONE. WTH. I WANT TO CRY AUGH. What you want me to sit there and do nothing while you eat so I can go eat in the dark when you leave? What else could you mean? What’s so wrong with guys why is the world like this whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy 7. Hot take: eating burgers is racist Reaction: *large bite of burger* 8. If you hate ranters, you are [[Wow!!]], racist, and homophobic. Reaction: Guess who’s all of those things! Me!! :D Yes, AshleyRants, you are corny. No, I’m not [[Wow!!]] (mostly), I like to think I’m not racist, and yall should know I ain’t homophobic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aight that was bad takes from TikTok ranters. Didn’t know I would become apparently racist, homophobic, and [[Wow!!]] today, but honestly I don’t know a lot of things. Lemmie know if you guys want a part 2, or a good rants version. (Believe it or not good rants exist.) Have a good day / night / gay