DON"T REPORT THIS PLS basically, my friend is in a Smurf musical, and she is being Papa Smurf, but I thought of Smurfette and renamed it Barfette. Barfette never stops barfing and loses so much fluids that she can't use the bathroom because of how dehydrated she is. Her mom needs to wear a hazmat suit to protect herself. Her dad unfortunately died from it, but Barfette's blue color protected her from death. Call your doctor to see if you have Barfaphobia
