I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facilities And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She's touring the facilities and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At City Bank we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cup holder armrest She wants a car that will get her there She's changing her name From Kitty to Karen She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
