PLEASE, PLEASE credit me for the original idea if you're going to do one. Thanks! Anyways, I've come up with something totally new.. written AMVs!! Here's my first try, it's Portal 2 themed, with the song "I'm Number One" from Muppets: Most Wanted (yesiactuallylikeitSHUSH) ======= im dead c'': although I can imagine this happening. == "But.. but why? I can't do this.. I.. I really can't," Wheatley stammered. "Oh, please. Don't give me that look." "You know I can't! It's not possible!" GLaDOS scowled. "And why not?" Wheatley growled. "Just- This is just.. but wait, why can't I be in charge??" GLaDOS swirved around to him. "You know why. You're a worthless moron. You can't handle it." She smirked. "I AM NOT. A. MORON!" he snapped. She raised her paw, threatening to swipe him. Wheatley cowered down. GLaDOS turned around. "Cue the music!" she shouted, and Atlas and P-Body popped up from behind a panel, with several instruments, including a trombone, a cymbal, and a digital keyboard. They started playing, and the turrets started softly singing and twittering. She turned around to Wheatley, and gave him a bone-chilling look. He gulped. "I'm number one. You're number two.." she began to sing. "Well, that's-" Wheatley interrupted. "We're testers at large, but I'm at larger than you." Wheatley made a confused. face. "I'm number one, you're number two!~" Wheatley opened his mouth to speak, but GLaDOS put her paw on his mouth. "I believe in the quality, as long aS YOU GET LESS THAN ME!" she pushed him over. He exclaimed, spiraling backwards. Right on cue, the band of turrets sang and testing bots began playing instruments. "I'm one!" Wheatley shrugged. "You're one." "You're number twoo!" he sighed again. "I'm number two." "You may think, that you're smarter, but I'm smarterer than you!" Wheatley interrupted: "IS THAT EVEN A WORD?" "I'm number one! You're number two!" She smirked and swirved around. "You're lucky for me, number TWO not number THREE!" "Awwh!!" Wheatley exclaimed. GLaDOS flicked her tail into Wheatley's face, and he sputtered. "Pff-" "I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie." Wheatley nodded. "One day you'll get your chance! But in the meantime, you've got to DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!" "R-Really? Do I have to??" GLaDOS scowled, and he began dancing. She hit the ground with her paw, making it boom loudly. "DANCING IS NOT SCIENCE!" she shouted. Wheatley froze in fear. "Ah, nevermind." She flicked Wheatley away with a panel. He got up and sighed angrily. "I'm number two, She's number one!" He flicked his tail angrily. "I can't believe I'm working for a rogue AI-" (lolidontevenknow) "I'm number two, She's number one!" From the background, GLaDOS shouted "I'M NUMBER ONE!!" He snarled. "You know life's gone to the lemons, when your boss is a rogue." (lolhelpme) He got up proudly and smiled courageously. "I can see it's just a matter of time before She's gone and I'm at the front of the line!" He leapt to a platform where the spotlight shone on him. "It won't be long before I get my chance, but in the meantime, I've got to.. dance, monkey dance." He began tap-dancing. GLaDOS got aggrivated. "Stop dancing!" she hissed, but he kept dancing. "Oh, fine. Now, watch me!" She struck a pose, and flicked him off of the platform, and he spiraled quite beautifully onto the hard ground. A spark flew from his optic. "Ha, who's dancing now?" She struck another pose. "I'm number one!" Rattmann leaped out of a panel. (lolimlosingit) "She's number one!" He tried to attack her, but She held him back by putting a paw on his face, while he repeatedly swung his arms foward. "You're number twooo!" Wheatley weakly mumbled "I-I'm number two...." and faceplanted into the ground. "I'll bet you, kid, there you go, now sTEP ASIDE, THIS AIN'T YOUR SHOW!" and with that She pushed Rattmann away, causing him to fall backwards. He scowled, and She leapt to a platform, the spotlight shining brightly on Her. "I'm one!" Rattmann lunged himself foward, but GLaDOS grabbed the collar of his labcoat. He crossed his arms. "I know," he sang, rolling his eyes. "I'm number ONE!!!" Rattmann clawed at her paw. "Yes, we knoooow!" She smirked. "IIIII'M," She glared at him, and he snarled. "She's,,," They sang together, "NUMBER OOONNEEEE!" "That's how it's done." And with that, GLaDOS summoned a claw, and it grabbed Rattmann, and swung him around like a ball. He growled loudly. "I hate you." ====== dangit im bored but I'm definitely going to do more of these, they're really fun. xD
im so dead right now-
