Will be in project version soon. Scratch that. It'll never be a project version bc I'm 2 lazy. DISCLAIMER: Puns are cheap comedy. The only comedy out of puns is that it's so stupid it's ironic. You're basically thinking that the joke is so stupid, it's funny. That's what it us. Please, I don't want any dirty minded people getting mud all over the comments. The lights at the chinese resteraunt were too bright, so the manager decided to dim sum. Women who wear $500 dollar perfume obviously have no scents. I relish the fact that you've mustard enough strength to ketchup with me. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing- but it let out a little wine. Cartoonist found dead at home. Details are sketchy. I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. Let's talk about rights and lefts. I was right so you left. Never lie to an x-ray operator. They can see right through you. The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell prize. The two suspects that drank battery acid will soon be charged. When the lights went out at a school during a storm, the students were de-lighted. When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase 'Fire at will!' What did the triangle say to the circle? 'You're so pointless.' I found a dead chemist, what do I do? I barium. I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but Na... The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
