"A LONG LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, THERE LIVED 2 RACES, HOOMANS AND MUENSTER CHEESES. ONE TIME THE HOOMANS GOT MAD AT THE MUENSTERS FOR SOMETHING AND BANISHED THEM INTO A SURPRISINGLY DIVERSE CAVE. THEN SOME IDIOT SHROOB NAMED CARL FELL INTO THE CAVE AND HAS TO GET OUT..." -Trollboo-