D O N 'T | B E | A | J E R K -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: ALTHOUGH THE SCENARIO IS REAL, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I've often seen this scenario. This is the play about tragedy and misjustice on the website of Scratch, compatible with Romea and Julieta. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cast: JF = Jerkface IS = Innocent Scratcher ME = Me ------------------------------------ *IS posts a project about Homosexuality* JF: It's not okay to be gay. IS: What makes you say that? JF: It's the way it is. IS : ... JF: The project is so simple! You just put in some info and added a ghost effect. Good riddance, I say. ME: WELL, I THINK THAT YOU couldn't even fathom how to wrap your head around that information and how to even create a project that says 'Untitled-1' that just has a blank scratch cat. JF: I'm leaving Scratch because you and IS are bullying me. IS: You can leave, but I just wanted to say that you shouldn't be spreading hate. Just say your opinion and leave. Thanks. JF: *clicks delete button* Bye-bye. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ME: Guess what, no one cares if you leave because you've been so mean to everyone. Leave, goodbye! HIP HOORAY! Maybe we should have a party! How about tortilla chips? --------------------------------------------------------------------- JF's profile: [JF] Living in Poo-poo-land Of course he's not a scratcher he's too immature ABOUT ME: FEATURED PROJECT: | What I'm doing I'm leaving because | ---------------------------------- _______________ ME and IS are bully-| | JF died ing me. | | JF was a jerkface -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--= I'm a big fat jerkface | JF shared I'm a... WHAT I'M WORKING--------------------------------- ON: Being a jerk -=======-=-=-=-==-=-=--=--------------=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=--=-=---==-== ME's Inbox: ALERT @ ST: Please be respectful of others, not matter what they have done. If you are offended by any jerks, please report them. There is a rules link at the bottom of every scratch page. There is also a link for how to manage with jerks. If you have one more alert you're banned for life. Here are some comments that led to this alert: Tue, 2/12/17 ME: "Guess what, no one cares if you leave because you've been so mean to everyone. Leave, goodbye! HIP HOORAY! Maybe we should have a party! How about tortilla chips?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You see what I mean? Don't be a jerk. DBAJ. STOP BEING A JERKFACE. Leave if you want. No one cares about Jerkfaces. They'll all cheer and party when you leave. Also, I'm the person that gets mad easily and has to continue the conversation and when mad gets into a rage and my cell phone screen is getting abused by who hard I'm punching it. DBAJ. Spread the message. Hi there. ^_^ JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKKJK IT'S A JOKE CALM DOWN *cough cough* *cough cough*
