-ONE- Ok, first off: when I was younger my diet was pretty terrible and I wasn't very nourished so, I went to the doctors a lot eventually they determined I needed more iron in y blood, but that comes after the story. So, here I was a young boy walking into a ginormous hospital I was over whelmed and decided to distract myself from hat was about to happen from staring at the shiny water fountains that looked more like the fountain of youth old people were LITERALLY lined up... X) The night before I was forced to fast (not eat) for 8 hours... That meant I couldn't even eat like one potato chip or drink a glass of water so... I was already starved... By the time I got to the place I was getting my blood drawn from I was already nauseous. When I walked in the room it was extremely tiny and I was claustrophobic at the time. The doctor finally came in after like, an hour of starring right at a giant needle that I knew would soon be plunged deep inside my organs and veins to deprive me of my precious blood! Anyways when they put the needle on my arm I started squirming and tugging away from them but, the doctor just gripped my arm tighter with her sharp blue polished nails and pulled me closer to my doom! once the needle was inside me it wasn't that bad but, it hurt if I tried to move any left part of my body anywhere close to my elbow... anyways, skip ahead to the embarrassing part! X) so, you can see with all the stuff added up I would be surprised if this didn't happen... X) in the middle of the waiting area I was waiting on my mom to finish chatting it up with one of the nurses about my blood... X) and I was just standing there but there was a full crowd in the waiting room and I walked over to look at some fish but, I started feeling light headed... And I was blacking out... I passed out... RIGHT IN FRONT OF a little girl, LITERALLY right in front of here she was watching the fish with me and I looked at her and BAM! passed out... I don't really know what happened after that other than leaving there and walking to the car and PASSING OUT AGAIN! RIGHT IN FRONT OFF THE CAR!!! X) -TWO- I was at a clothing store with my father... Granted, he wears neutral colors... like almost every middle aged man in Missouri! X) so, being an un-observant little child that I was back then... I walked up to some random dude and asked him thinking he was my father "Hey dad, may I buy this?" He looked at me and said "I dunno Why don't you ask your father?" and he started laughing at me sooo hard! X) but hey, cut me some slack because he was standing in the same place I had left my father in... X) just, my dad HAD to be nice and let him have his spot in line... Tsk tsk tsk... -Three- Same day: in a store with my father... before the confusion... I walked up to get an item thinking it looked nice and shiny... walked straight at some girl, poor... poor girl.... I moved one direction she moved the same trying to avoid me so, I moved the opposite direction but she mirrored me... this repeated about 7 times... X) when I was done I was blushing super hard and I patted the girl on the shoulder and apologized... X) I walked over to my father while he was in line (before he gave it up to some random dude!) and he said "what were you doing? dancing? you shouldn't do that 'till your AT LEAST 16!" X) probably not the most embarrassing.... jut the only ones I can think of off the top of my head... X)
All credit goes to the amazing @Purple-Starr!
