Seeing Nikkiperson2's "Emo Bop" reminded me how much I love doing fake commercials too. I made this up a long time ago but just now put it together. There really is a town in Kansas called Nowhere. But, for the sake of this video, nowhere is a plain desert with nothing there. Nowhere is the best place in the world! Just ask these 100% REAL SATISFIED CUSTOMERS! (NOT PAYED ACTORS)
