So, this turned out to be a huge graphical overhaul fixing many bugs and improving performance, I guess this is the pinnacle of what it means to go overboard. I'm just to OCD When it comes to stuff like this...
Huge thanks for ClareBear202, go take a look at the original! It'd be super rad if they actually added these effects into the full version... Thanks also to @Solidsilver for kindly giving me a Parallax rain code! Feel free to take those lightning sprites...