PLEASE NOTE This is not actually a Random Music Maker. It used to be, though. (kind of) ABOUT THE COMPOSER Born in 1892, Australian 2l84 Zwamani is the oldest living composer to have performed and composed pieces through to international recognition. He is revered as one of the greatest musicians of all time - however his life story is one that is shockingly different from any other musician. In 1901, when he was just 9 years old, 2l84 was sent to a Punishment Centre run by Chuchubabies. Although some sources may claim this organisation had not started at this time, the "Chu^chue baeby" government was in effect in Germany at that time. This government, however, was not official - it dictated the poor country evilly. Punishment Centres are the worst sort of torture anybody could be in. 2l84 Zwamani's brain and heart were ripped out of his body, but amazingly, he survived this appalling condition. In 1924, this government was finally defeated and this is when Zwamani started his musical career. He started off by inventing a time travelling machine and going back in time to create the classic - "Mary Had a Little Lamb". However, this doing was unknown to anybody else. 2l84 Zwamani's first public compositional career started in Kazan, Russia, where he was taking a holiday. Zwamani's amazing skills enabled him to compose a wonderful piece and perform it at the Kazan Music Hall (Entrosic Kveran lo Kazan). This sparked attention from all around the world and the media immediately crowded him with interviews, questions and TV shows. After that, Zwamani's life was never the same. Up until 1975, he continued to play and compose and became even more famous than Beethoven. But on the 19th of April 1975, he announced something that would shock everybody. "I propose for everybody who believes I am important in any way - you love me, you honour me, you like my music, you think I'm a phenomenom - to listen to my broadcast right now. I ask you to keep my musical works, character, life - everything you know about me - secret and to yourself. I believe that you can follow my pleads and buy a 20c Zwamani Brainwasher and wash your brain. I am begging you. Please..." And everybody did love 2l84 Zwamani. So they brainwashed themselves, even his wife. And a day later, he mysteriously disappeared. Now your parents shall not remember a thing about this, even reminded. So you are very special. You have witnessed an extremely important occasion. You have seen 2l84 Zwamani being introduced back to the world, through Scratch. AND YOU HAVE WITNESSED HIM BEING RIGHT HERE ON THIS WEBSITE! Yes. I am the renowned 2l84 Zwamani. I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT THIS COMPOSITION OK, so I've gotten into Scratch and I want to make something really simple to show you all first. I have made a really nice combination of the D Major scale with the great virtual instruments Scratch has. I'm really amazed with this program and what I can do with it, so I've decided to tell you all about myself. Even though I'm more than a hundred years old, I still have every skill I had when I was 30. Simply choose the volume of the scale (30 and under is recommended. Over 50 is definitely not nice to hear.) and then click the green flagpole. Then listen to the really cool combination! This music works by each 8 sprites picking a random instrument, then playing the scale. I hope you enjoy this! :)
