STORY: One day I was shopping in random charity shops I found this strange PC game. From what I could tell from the awful handwriting it said "Sonic.exe: REVENGE" Being a fan of the old Sonic.Exe games I decided to buy it. Once I started the game something new appeared and I was very SUPPROISED. Sonic.exe looked like he was crying and some robotic voice said "escape escape alt delete". The music on the title screen was the Gadget Boy theme. I pressed space and the background changed to a sunny field. I recognize this! It must be @misteryt1's Sonic.exe fangame Sonic.exe? But wait.... sonic isn't alone this time. Two other versions of him appeared on the title screen. "escape escape alt delete" played again. Then I went on to the first level, which started with sonic.exe falling from the sky. Is this a remake of @misteryt1's sonic.exe game? I thought. Spooky Scary Skeletons was the level's background music. I played through the level and found the first boss. it was one of the sonics from the title screen, and for some reason, it was dancing. I beat the boss and made it to the next level. This level wasn't in the original. I couldn't quite figure out the music playing in this level. I went on to the second boss, who was also dancing. Why are they dancing? Maybe they are being forced to. SONIC FORCES sawneek and sonik to dance for some reason. I beat the boss and went on to the next level. Wait, there are 3 levels? not 2? I think the music in this level was "Sirens" from Marjo Forever. Halfway through the level and I see a image very familiar. It must be an edited frame from the title screen of Sonic.exe Mania. Sonic randomly appeared and said he was "VEREH HONGEREH" then he ate Sonic.exe. A black screen came up and A very odd looking sonic sprite also came up with the text "I'm so much smarter than the rest." After that I threw the disc into the fireplace and said "LET IT DIE". Then all my sonic.exe plushes started dancing, and so did I. Everything I looked at started dancing. And all I could hear was "Super Sonic Dance Attack" and "Escape Escape Alt Delete." I never stopped dancing, ever. When I somehow managed to turn on my computer the same image came up, but this time it said "Never Stop Dancing". I never played a Sonic.exe game again.
credit to @misteryt1 (me, obviously) and reptlow
