Hullo Ppls of Slatch! DISCLAIMER: I am not a Donald Trump supporter but not a hater so YASS. Disclaimer #2: Yes, you are responsible for raging at me and/or hurting/threatening me for not giving you toast. Fine, you really want it? Here you go: http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/07/11/6360385595433028911822447543_toast.jpg Don't ask for cheese. I spent a couple of hours searching for just the right piece of toast. NO KIDDING. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STORYLINE: Donald Trump is trying to build a wall between the American and Mexican border! They started construction while he was still in the construction site -.- Now you have to survive as long as possible until rescue comes! (nobody really cares, so it'll never come lol :P) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONZ: Use the arrow keys to move around. Once a stone block hits the ground, it is safe to jump on. Don't get hit by the bottom of the blocks! I'm actually kinda bad at this game... XD :3 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Changelog: 3/19/16: Initial release ???:Added a thumbnail ???:Made it so that when you sink into the ground you come back up 8/20/16:Added splash text 8/24/16:Fixed glitch where the splash text didn't go away 9/7/16:Removed the feature where the Play button had a ghost effect when you hovered your mouse over it (Pro tip: click the play button multiple times and it keeps bouncing up and up and up... :D) 10/15/16: Changed the way you die :3 10/18/16: Now with a brief disclaimer before the world explodes. 11/28/16: Added a secret MLG ending. Every second, there is a 1/10000 chance of a sniper coming out of nowhere and 360 noscoping Trump. All who got the MLG ending got a free follow. 11/29/16: Removed the MLG ending due to the fact that anyone who presses "see inside" can see the MLG ending and can post the secret code to get a free follow. 12/23/16: Added a new splash text, "Need a loan?"
I made everything more orange. OMG I have so many views!
