Me: Dave, get off my head. Shoulder is fine but please no Dave: *Sad eyes* (Your head is comfy) Me: No Dave: *Nods* (Yes) Me: *Pushes dave off head* Dave: ! (Ow!) Me: Shoulder, now. Dave: *Stubborn look* (Fine..) Me: Well this is dave, he is my quote on quote "imaginary friend" I made up in the car.. Dave: *Nod nod* (Yep.) Me: He is pretty much a tiny stickman Dave: *Stubborn look* (Hey!) Me: He is brave and adventurous, he likes to race the car and parkour. Dave: *Acts like he is holding a long stick* (Sometimes I even race the cars long distances) Me: Yep. Me: He doesn't like being called cute or tiny. Dave: *Angry look* *Stands up on shoulder and falls* (BECAUSE I'M NOT! OOF!) Me: Yeah.. Right.. Me: He's a sweetheart. Dave: *Smiles* Me: And tiny Dave: *Angry look* (Ugh.) Me: Since he is imaginary I can make him do whatever I want, such as shrink and grow. Dave: *Nod nod* (Mhmm) Me: And uh, that's dave Dave: *Waves* (Bye!)
CREDITS: @cuppy_cakeYT
