The Most frustrating Game of Pong - Ever

Instructions

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can't be bothered (which is very offensive and lazy but I understand) you can skip to the summary. KEYS Arrow keys for the paddle at the bottom, which is strangely called Up, as it hits the ball up. Just because it is at the bottom does not mean it is called down. This is a very important distinction to be made. Make sure you remember that arrow keys are used for the paddle at the bottom, not for the one on the top. Once you have made the distinction, you can continue. The paddle at the top is not called Up. That is the name of the paddle at the bottom. It is in fact called Down, as it hits the ball down. Make sure you remember the paddle at the top is called down. The paddle at the top, also known as Down, is moved by the keys A and D. The key A makes the paddle move left, not right. The key D makes the paddle go right, not the key A. HOW TO SCORE POINTS The aim of the paddle that is at the bottom, also called Up, is to make the ball in the middle hit the pink banner at the top of the screen. The paddle Up does not want the ball to touch the red banner at the bottom, only the banner at the top, which is pink. It is okay to hit the audience. The paddle at the top, who is called Down, 's objective is to make the ball hit the red banner, not the pink banner. You will notice this goes against the wishes of the paddle called Up. That is okay, as this is a competition. Down does not want the ball to hit the top banner. WEIRD STUFF A host of weird stuff happens in this game. Every 10-12 seconds (somewhere around that but I honestly can't remember) the stage just goes completely berserk. This okay, as it is deliberate. So is all the other multitude of other weird stuff that happens that is deliberate but I don't have the time to tell you. Let's call them surprises. HOW TO WIN If you are the paddle known as Down, who is at the top, you win by scoring 20. Coincidentally, Up also wins by scoring 20. Once you have won, you can keep playing in infinite mode. SUMMARY Up paddle: arrow keys. Down paddle: A&D. Hit the opposite end to score. 20 points to win. Have fun, like, favourite, follow if you really have fun and comment in the comments section below!