Green flag, then space bar to move through the dialogue.
Is... is Charles part of the Illuminati??? :O The hat... the secrecy... everything is starting to make sense now! ILLUMASCOT CONFIRMED Thanks to http://www.dcode.fr/vigenere-cipher for helping me decode this! And thank you, @Scratchocrat, for giving me a hint to the cipher's keyword :) (Update: @Scratchocrat and @ceebee loved this? Woah! :D) (Another Update: So did @stymphalianbirb and @mewtaylor! Thanks, Scratch Team! I appreciate it.)