Dong keys to move and just expand dong! ꒰。´• ｪ •`。꒱۶ᐝ.∗̥✩⁺˚⑅ Read this before expansion! Q: How do I get bananas? A: By expanding yer dong! Q: Where do I sell bananas? A: At Cranky's Dong (He may not like it) Q: Can you add Diddy Kong? A: Maybe! But please remember: in a study of 69 action, roleplaying, and shooter games, only 4% had exclusively diddy leads (51% had exclusively DK leads, and 45% had character selection). There is something very wrong with the way our society portrays diddy kong in games, and I don't think there's anything wrong with having a diddy only lead in a DK-dominated industry. Q: I CAN WALK OFF THE DONG! A: GET BACK ON DK'S WILD DONG THEN!!!!! Q: How do I wear dongs? A: Expand them. Planned Expansions ◍Dong encyclopedia (instead of just showing the list...) ◍More dongs ◍Possibly donging ◍Diddy Kong character ◍Customizable dong ◍More dong ◍Dongers (and the ability to smoke them) ◍Maybe a dong office ◍Maybe a dong hall ◍Dong data ◍Have dongs expand back ◍More dong ◍Release Dong Life 3 (Only available on the latest Bubsy 3D super console of awesomeness (And Knuckles))
Ipzy for the original. Expansion Pak.
