Because you guys requested it. 1. Sans is a skeleton. Skeletons can't have hair, tongues, private parts, or blood. 2. Skeletons are corpses which mean they rotted, which means they have maggots eating them out. Is that still hot for you (unless you have necrophilia)? 3. It isn't original when you have an oc with a gaster blaster, a glowing eye, or it's a skeleton 4. No, creating a UT alternate universe doesn't make you cool (unless you're Sr.Pelo) . 5. Everyone who claims that Sans is their boyfriend needs to take a moment and realize that they're shipping themselves with a dead person. 6. I can't make a pun without someone saying 'Sans would be proud'. 7. Every account on social media websites that say they're Sans or any other character honestly drives me insane. We get it, you like a fictional character. You don't have to rub it in our faces. 8. Every Sans x Oc ship I see really gives me a bad time (Pun intended. I will never forgive myself for this.) 9. IT'S TIME TO STOP! Just give us a break! Undertale died a LONG time ago, so stop treating it like it's new. 10. Sans is the only reason why people like the font Comic Sans.
Sans belongs to Toby Fox Song belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
