Credit to Rooster Teeth for actually being the creators/makers of Red Vs. Blue. Don't know who the characters are? Here you go! Red Team: Sarge - He's the leader of Red Team. He loves the Shotgun, and his catchphrase is 'Shotgun, dammit!' Donut - He's practically a girl. Simmons - The nerd. His armor is maroon. Grif - He's the laziest creature in Blood Gulch. Blue Team: Church - The leader of Blue Team. He's died a couple of times. Tex: A member of Project Freelancer. Working for Blue Team. Awesome. Kicks butt. Church's ex. Caboose: He's not right in the head. At all. (And btw, Pants Time is a mystery. It's mentioned a few times in the movies, though.) Tucker: He calls himself the 'Love Doctor'. His response to everything is: "I'm a lover, not a [insert what someone else wants him to do here]." His catch phrase is Bow-chika-wow-wow. There are more characters but they're not in this episode. Also, credit to darmax99 and mario157 for being: Sarge, Simmons (Darmax99) Church, Tucker, Caboose, Donut, Grif (mario157) Thanks! Episode 0.1 coming soon!