Hi. I live in a hole and I’m a fish. I’m a fish in a hole. One day, this banana duck walks up to me and says, “There is no water in the hole. How are you alive?” And I say, “I dunno.” The banana duck says, “You are a FISH. Fish can’t survive on land, at least not for long. How long have you been here?” I say, “A long time, I think. And I’m a fish.” The banana duck says, “Then you’re not a real fish. You’re a magic fish. You tricked the reader of this…poem?” And I say, “A magic fish IS a type of fish.” The banana duck looks at the “poem” I’m writing. And they say, “My name is not banana duck.” I say, “I didn’t say that your name was Banana Duck, only that you were a banana duck.” And the banana says, “I’m not a banana duck - and now you’re calling me Banana? I say, “But you ARE sort of a banana.” They say, “BANANAS CAN’T TALK. I AM TALKING.” And I say, “You said that fish can’t live outside of water, yet I am. I am a fish. So you are a banana.” They say, “I just can’t understand your logic. And now you’re calling me ‘they’?” And I say, “I’ve been calling you ‘they’ for a while now, haven’t you noticed?” And the – I mean he says, “I’m not looking at your ‘poem’ the whole time, haven’t you noticed?” I say, “Why not?” And he walks away.
Fish in a Hole. Undertale Music from Scratch
