\/ READ \/ In this game you must hit different balls with your paddle to get points. Controls: Up and down arrow keys/W and S. As you rack up points, you get different paddles. Busted Paddle - 0 points Repaired Paddle - 2000 points Scratch Paddle - 5000 points Tennis Racket - 10000 points Retro Paddle - 17500 points Ultra Paddle - 30000 points And here are the ball types: Normal Ball - 100 points hit, -150 points miss Just your average ping pong ball. Grayish-white. Superball - 150 points hit, -125 points miss Bounces on the screen's edge. Colored yellow. Fastball - 250 hit, -50 miss Very fast, hard to hit with a low-level paddle. They're also on fire. Curveball - 100 hit, -50 miss Spirals around. Looks like a baseball. Because it is one. Powerup - 50 hit, -0 miss When you hit these, your paddle grows for a few seconds. A red hue. Antiball - -200 hit, 50 miss Don't hit these! if you hit one, you'll lose points. They have skulls. It's actually pretty hard to rack up points. Tip: If an Antiball overlaps another ball, don't go for it. Not even a Fastball. As you get different paddles, your speed increases. Over time the delay between ball spawns will decrease and decrease. Ya better get those points. Ya better, or else. A nearly broken paddle is not good for 200 bpm (balls per minute.) Also, every paddle and ball costume has hidden text on it :) ... You read this far? Congratulations. Nothing more here to read. Not lying this time.
Myself, I guess...? Music is Pokey Means Business from Earthbound, remastered metal version. i reused a song deal wit it
