Are you a no0ooo0oOb? Do you need training wheels (instructions) no0ooo0oOb? Fine. Fancy Slaping (attack) Down arrow to heavy attack, but you have to wait three seconds. "D" to attack normally. Hold S and D to look cool. Being a coward (moving and blocking) S to change your hitbox w to jump left arrow to run right arrow to dash forward a to block.
Q. Why is the sky red, Timmy? A. so the A.I. doesn't fly away. Q. Why are the characters seals? A. shush. Q. What's the deal with that brain in the corner? A. It's the A.I.