Lyrics: I’m DJ Cow and you know what that means Gonna go to the park and kick you in the knees I’m a winner and you’re not In fact, I’m so good you can eat my snot So good it tastes like juice Better than chocolate mousse Fighting me is a big regret I’ll beat you, ain’t breaking’ sweat I’m walking’ down the street Clapping to the beat Eating my moo oats That’s quite a treat Walking in the heat a person comes to greet I see their face And it ain’t discreet As we glance and meet The moment isn’t sweet You want a fight? Cos you aren’t quite neat My dust you will eat As you see your defeat I’ll spit out rhymes Faster than chicken feet I’m DJ Cow and you know what that means Gonna go to the park and kick you in the knees I’m a winner and you’re not In fact, I’m so good you can eat my snot So good it tastes like juice Better than chocolate mousse Fighting me is a big regret I’ll beat you, ain’t breaking’ sweat The battle ground Of sight and sound Is just the park Green all around Rap is found All abound Rap against me, and you’ll be dumfound As you see don’t be carefree as I will show you The high degree Of bad cringy Dope rhymes of glee That are enough to populate Bali You’re a loser I’ma bruise ya I’ll accuse ya On my cruiser You’re mould, I’m gold, You’re weak and old, You’re hot and cold, And you’ve been told! I’m DJ Cow and you know what that means Gonna go to the park and kick you in the knees I’m a winner and you’re not In fact, I’m so good you can eat my snot So good it tastes like juice Better than chocolate mousse Fighting me is a big regret I’ll beat you, ain’t breaking’ sweat
Credit to @Raimu8 for animating the sprite. I do not mean any offense or harm to anything. Also, I used GarageBand to make the song.
