I had this Idea for awhile, and I was originally going to put this on @DiamondJub, but it was TOO MUSICAL!
“My name is Boddle... Younger brother of the legendary soda maker. As you can see, I'm rich enough to own my own theater. I also happen to be president of the Yoshi Fan Club.” -Boddle, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga- “What do idiots drink? So-duhhhh! What do sodas call their dads? Pop! A hippie's favorite soda? Granola cola!” -Bubbles, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga- “Ahh...nothing quite like good cookies and some evil milk.” -Baby Bowser, Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time-