Wait .75 seconds or something. Read the page Smack space or click to go to the next page Read to the end if you can manage ten or so pages of endless riverdiver writing. If not you can just lie to me and say you have read the entire thing. You'd just be risking your soul, that's all. But if you read the entire thing you won't need to lie and thus no risking of the soul. Bonus, yah?
Welcome to Part Two of my secret sister story! This is the MIDDLE part, oooh ahhh. Part Three will come out soon, probably.