Click on me and buy stuff. Here are some descriptions of everything in the shop: Pokéball: A Pokéball rolls back and forth and touches me. And it gives you money. Pizza: It's totally legit, and it's got a soft hit! Leek: It spins and pokes me in the back. Pink Hibiscus: You receive money because I'm wearing Striker's pink hibiscus. :P
This is a cookie clicker featuring yours truly. Have fun. Sorry that there isn't a worldwide total, and the reason for that is that I can't use cloud variables yet.