Oh my gosh thank you so much for the top love!! TOP LOVED 8/22/17 This is a compilation of most of the shower thoughts I've posted. Some have gotten taken out because they weren't factually accurate. (sorry) This project would not be possible without the help of all my followers and the people who support me so thank you all so much <3 I would like to mention some people here: @-Dreamer @SkyPearl @Lucy_Lu @Candylanguagegirl @Alida7232 Of course I couldn't name all of you wonderful people who support me, love and fave my projects, give me suggestions, and comment nice things. I couldn't have done it without every single one of you and I love you all so much! Now here are some extra shower thoughts (credit to @LunaLovegood002 for suggesting them) -Newborns are always screaming because any discomfort is literally the worst that they've ever experienced. -If giraffes were kept secret from children, there would be 16-year-olds saying "WHAT?! Look at that long-necked horse!!!" -The reason that the washing machine only eats one sock is because you'd never notice if it ate the whole pair. -Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you. Great job. -"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?" -Maybe 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' isn't a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won't be retained or applicable later in life. -When you delete pictures, you're freeing a captured moment. -History classes will get longer as more history is made. -A ton of people (weight-wise) is only about 12-15 people. -The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan. -Sleeping is just putting on special clothes so that you can lie on a special mat where you stay paralyzed for an average of 6-10 hours. -Clapping is just slapping yourself because you like something -Teens drive like they have limited time even though they have their whole life left and old people drive like they have all the time in the world even though they don't have much time left. -A long time ago everyone owned horses but only the rich owned cars. now everyone owns cars but only the rich own horses. -Why is "head over heels in love" extreme if your head is usually over your heels? It should be heels over head. -A book is just step-by-step instructions of what to imagine -If you impersonate someone impersonating someone else, who are you impersonating? -If a tomato is a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie. -The sentence "I didn't say she stole my money" can have 7 different meanings depending on what word you emphasize. -To fall asleep, you need to pretend you're sleeping. Thanks for reading/watching and have a great rest of your day! <3
