Trump is going through a mid-life crises right now and he feels that climbing a really tall mountain will... idk... do something? It doesn't look like a mountain, but it is. It's the ancient "Wyitdfgyu". Surely you've heard of it? Instructions: Drag the Joystick / Arrow keys / WASD to move Trump Dodge obstacles such as flying Pig-Hilary hybrids, rocks, kittens who despise you and rockets from, like, North Korea or something. Collect power-ups by touching them - the shield gives you the power of Mexican-invulnerability and TacoBell gives you that delicious energy. Feel free to add suggestions about what I should do with the girl character or anything else. Thanks for playing!
