This is the tale of Jimmy, John, and the Waterbush. One day, Jimmy and John were playing basketball. Jimmy won and John's a sore loser so he called Jimmy a waterbush. So, Jimmy told the teacher, he said, "I was playing basketball with John and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. And I came here to tell you." The teacher sent Jimmy straight to the principal's office. When the principal asked why Jimmy was there, Jimmy said, "Well, I was playing basketball with John and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. Then I told the teacher and the teacher sent me here." The principal expelled Jimmy from school. When Jimmy got home and his mom asked why he wasn't at school anymore, Jimmy said, "Well, I was playing basketball with John and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. Then I told the teacher and the teacher sent me to the principal's office then the principal expelled me." Jimmy's mom was so mad that she grounded him for life. When Jimmy's dad got home, he asked why Jimmy was grounded and Jimmy said, "Well, I was playing basketball with John and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. Then I told the teacher and the teacher sent me to the principal then the principal expelled me then mom grounded me for life." Jimmy's dad was so mad that he threw Jimmy through the window. After sitting on the front lawn for a bit, the mailman drove by and asked Jimmy why he was sitting on the lawn and Jimmy said, "Well, I was playing basketball with John and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. Then, I told the teacher and the teacher sent me to the principal then the principal expelled me then my mom grounded me then my dad threw me out the window and now I'm sitting here." The mailman called the cops. When Jimmy was sitting in the police car the policeman asked Jimmy why he was in his car. Jimmy said, "Well, I was playing basketball with John and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. Then, I told the teacher and the teacher sent me to the principal's office then the principal expelled me then my mom grounded me then my dad threw me out the window then the mailman called you. the policeman drove Jimmy straight to the jury to be tried. When the judge asked why Jimmy was there, Jimmy said, "Well, I was playing basketball with Jon and John's a sore loser so he called me a waterbush. Then, I told the teacher and the teacher sent me to the principal then the principal expelled me then my mom grounded me then my dad threw me out the window then the mailman called the police and the police took me here." Jimmy was sentenced to 20 years in prison. After 20 years in prison, Jimmy found John. John asked where Jimmy had been all these years and Jimmy said, "Well, i was playing basketball with you and you were a sore loser so you called me a waterbush. Then, I told the teacher and the teacher sent me to the principal and the principal expelled me and my mom grounded me and my dad threw me out the window then the mailman called the cops then I was sentenced to 20 years in prison." John said, "Oh. Well, do you want to play another game?" Even though John had practiced for 20 years at basketball, Jimmy still won and John was still a sore loser. He called Jimmy a waterbush and Jimmy asked, "John, what is a waterbush?" John said, "Well... you know that lake across the street?" "Yeah?" "You know that bush in the middle?" "Yeah?" "On that bush, there's a note that explains exactly what a waterbush is." Jimmy was so excited to know what a waterbush is that he ran across the street without looking and got hit by a car.
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