A vent... the kids at my school slapped me and stuff like that because I couldn't catch a volleyball. CATCH A VOLLEYBALL! And at recess they all call me midget, or mini midget or or. Link. Now you might think hey don't you like legend of Zelda? yes yes I do a matter of fact link is my Halloween costume, but the point is that they weren't just calling me link. they were saying I was shorter than link. whom i'll have you know is. an elf. Yep. my life sucks. they occasionally throw rocks at me too. it makes me want to set the playground on fire.
