Just watch it happen, you know? Just let the duck and the cat fight eachother until the Cheeto God has to reign his terror again.
Please don't sue me for using copyrighted company... Also, this goes out to a duck I met who started a fight with another duck and lost, so he got absolutely mauled, but man, the duck he fought looked like a cat for a second, because it had sharp things in it's feather, but I realized that was just broken glass left by people who litter. I just ran. The duck I met (who lost) is okay, though he was scratched pretty bad. I hope that duck is okay.