MouseClan In A Nutshell

Instructions

I need a voice actor and people to tell me how the characters look >.< As you can probably tell, this will be me trying to be funny.. Anyways, here is the beginning part of the "nutshell" "So two cats are in the forest gossiping "I know, the Super Bowl is totally amazing!" The one with blue eyes says as she gets unlimited power. Three seconds later foxes attack and dead them both. Then they undead, but Guppyheart lost an eye! Mousestar rushes to Mercy hospital and gets a doctor's degree to help her friend. Meanwhile, a bunch of nobody's appear out of thin air and yell at Guppyheart for two million years before a giant bear comes and body slams them all. Mousestar comes back and says. "I couldn't become a witch, but I got a slave!" shaking their first doctor violently. Guppyheart is aloud to live another day, the bear is not happy that when shrimp backs down, Mousestar gives a guy named Flametooth power. When summer rolls around, deputy and literal actual god become married and god has a child and names it Death by A Flower. "It suits him." Flametooth states. Guppyheart doesn't care about others and decides to be a drama queen until Falconcall tells her to shut her mouth. She takes this as he likes her. Seven hundred years later, Mousestar promotes her son so that he can be free from Guppyheart's demon children, Flower, Death Trap, and.... who's the third again? Meanwhile, the witch disappears and Starlight becomes the new witch. Falconcall is mad that Mousestar is still alive and that she and his wife brought back two kittens. He wants them to die. "This is our fourth kid!" Shrimp tells the bear. "You can't throw him away!" Meanwhile, FurnalClan kidnaps Ragekit and tricks him into spying on MouseClan so that he can have a girlfriend. Glarestar tells his teenaged girlfriend that she will have to pretend to like Ragekit until they destroy MouseClan. FurnalClan attacks, Mousestar loses a life, two cats die and Petalkit is stolen. Clearly it is Guppyheart and Falconcall's fault, they need to be punished. Mousestar decides that she will read Guppyheart's diary to the Clan and they all find out that Guppyheart was once Harry Potter. Starlight gets greencough ten million times and Petalkit returns and murders Prince Perfect. Mousestar is not happy but Guppyheart and happy that her only daughter (sorry Slatepaw) is strong. Slatekit and Briarkit are promoted and not Ragekit and Petalkit. Ragekit decides to be a witch being trained by Minnowpaw. Petalkit tries to kill her leader. Twice. When winter rolls around, Guppyheart dies. "Is it a bad time to say I am not Harry Potter, but actually a human chewtoy?" Falconcall says "LOL wut?" But Guppyheart is dead. Mousestar is sad. Falconcall is sad. Flametooth is crying over his divorce. Minnowpaw couldn't care less about losing her stunt double. Mousestar goes insane and starts telling Petalkit and Ragekit to leave the Clan but changes her mind whenever they agree. Flametooth wants to get near Slatepaw and Briarpaw to watch them fight but Falconcall slaps his hand and says no. Petalkit and Ragekit see that their father is sad so they think that having a surprise Christmas feast would cheer him up. Instead, Glarestar pops up and takes all the presents, this makes the two kits really, really mad. On their way to chase down Glarestar, they run into a brown rogue, and she helps them. 7000 chapters later they catch Glarestar and the newly crowned Hopethorn, second-in-command of FurnalClan, and wow, she's pregnant, hope this doesn't turn out bad! Kacoon, being the stranger she is, attacks Glarestar and the kits take the presents back. They tell their father about the stranger but he doesn't care. Ragekit captures Kacoon and her teenaged daughter and takes them into MouseClan. Mousestar decides adopting more children is a good idea, and Ember, some weird stalker we learn more about later also comes in. They become Firepaw, Kacoonclaw and Embertail. Falconcall remembers about a dream date he had with Guppyheart and looks for her, alot. Kacoon goes on patrol with Ragekit and watches him get put into the paper shredder when he tripped on Glarestar's coffee mug at work. Apparently Kacoonclaw was Guppyheart and is trying to tell Falconcall to take her to prom. Falconcall believes it until he finds a better, hotter girlfriends named Tigress, they go on many dates and just before Falconcall can ask her to marry him, she runs away with Wrencall, a literal nobody who we only hear of now for plot reasons. Falconcall is depressed and doesn't notice that Kacoonclaw is now missing. Falconcall falls into depression for all eternity and lives half of his life in a tree. Mousestar goes missing and some cat named Featherstar takes control, she makes the worst possible choice by making Petalkit into Petalfur. Slatepaw and Briarpaw both die and nobody ever hears of Timberpaw, Mousestar's adopted son. Ever. When Falconcall actually finds Kacoon again, she has a kit, who she names Briar because sh