After a long time of procrastinating and being busy with life, here it is. Because everyone seems to complain about how 'not all fangirls are like this' , keep in mind that this list is my opinions, and does not directly apply to all people who are a fan of 'Cuphead'. With that said, on to the list. 1. So wait, 10 year olds are in love with these two. As in, in love with everyday household objects? Its like The Brave Little Toaster all over again! 2. I think I'm starting to see a trend. Every original character that revolves around the 'husband' of many girls is usually a knock-off of the real deal. 3. These two are supposedly children, so why are you giving them abs and making them seem like adults? Oh wait, I know why. It's that Alternate Universe, isn't it? The one with Bendy and Boris? 4. Cuphead and Mugman are anything but cinnamon rolls. I mean, they are technically hitmen. They are literally killing citizens of Inkwell Isle for the sake of not losing their own lives. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the game say that they were almost always getting into trouble? 5. The funny thing is, fan art for this game is either shipping, decent art, or R34. 6. Speaking of shipping, why do people ship him with Bendy anyways? Sure, I get the whole 'Quest for the Ink Machine', as it is an alternate universe, but people actually ship the characters outside of the au. I mean, the only thing these two have in common is that they are based off of old American cartoons. 7. Cuphead has been only been out for less than a month and the fandom is already toxic. And I thought BATIM was ruined too soon. 8. I always imagine Cups and Mugs as reckless, bickering brothers (because that's pretty much what brothers are). I also can't help but think of it as a sort of Ponyboy and Darry relationship, one cares for the other, but one loathes the other. Welp, since it's seems that I haven't found too many rabid fangirls (yet), I can't really add more to it. Feel free to share your opinion if you want to, I won't mind.