So here comes my recording after days of searching for a dumb tool to convert it into mp3... Hope you like the accent (Which is only the tip of an iceberg of my possible accents) :P
Credits to hmm... @TheFarEnd for the possibility of me to do this audition; Also credits to Scratch, my computer, my internet, my house... Well, I guess there's more to it... Farewell, @TheFarEnd. I'll leave this shared as an ode to you.