A very, very, very messy and lazily made message to anyone who's curious as to why I've been gone for so long. I didn't really plan any of this stuff out as I was typing it... so I ended up repeating myself a lot. Oh well, life goes on. The 'Next' button makes the next slide appear when you click it. That's what 'Next' buttons tend to do. As always, the green flag resets things.
