Mario's gonna do something very illegal! WARNING:May contain nuts. Pearl is Nintendo's worst character in HISTORY. She's spoiled, money loving, Hogs all the 1-Up mushrooms and rigs the Splatfests so her partner Marina won't win any. She's so bad every other Nintendo Character got fed up of her and sent her to a place long forgotten even by Nintendo themselves- Mario's Tunnel of Doom. Ooooh. Very Scary! (It isn't really.) Use space to shoot in the shoot game. (I fixed shoot! :D) WARNING-SHOOT IS REALLY LOUD! And remember-Don't get Cooked-Stay Off the Hook! 姫 姫 姫！ アウトアウト！-パックマン Pearl is so bad, Marina tried to drown her! I don't blame her....-Me That was my favourite helicopter. Now I have to burn it because 2 Octolings and a strange old man have been on it. Disgusting.-Pearl Don't believe everything you're told at face value-A lot o People Just saying. The richest people I know are also some of the loneliest people I know-Marina And that's so like you Pearl. Starved for attention, yet full of yourself-Marina again (This is her best quote)
Coming...eventually: Super Wario Iliad: Quest for the Nasty Garlic ===PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU REPORT=== This project is meant for comedic purposes and is not graphic. So don't just report it because it has the title 'Kill Pearl' on it. Just remember-Nintendo can go much darker than this in their 3+ rated Pokemon games. If there is anything that's graphic in it (I don't THINK there is though,) leave a comment asking me to change it before you report. Otherwise, I won't know what I've done wrong. Thank you. Also, don't worry about my mental health and if I have any problems with it. Well, maybe I do but I'm taking me anger out on Pearl so I don't have to do my least favourite thing-taking it out on people IRL. I'm still trying to find comedic ways to kill Pearl. If you have any ideas, feel free to remix, ESPECIALLY if there's a video game character YOU want to kill! Oh, and by the way, you can use the sound effects and music in this. You can give credit, but you don't have to. Enjoy-Pearl made me research the darker side of Nintendo and ruined my childhood. Music: Splatoon 2 Acid Hues Remix- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHTKDsi8UhA and Shark Bytes remix by retrospecter. I couldnae find the link. And yes-Marina still deserves tae have won the Final Splatfest. Credit to Nintendo HAL Laboratory Gamefreak Yoshimaniac Heroineoftime2 SMG4 (Look for the censored versions of his videos if your under 13 and want to check him out) Bethesda Nickelodeon Compulsion Games Valve Capcom
