Here's #3! I'm really having fun with these XD Welp, here goes~ At my school, 3-8th does a Veteran's Day Program. (I go to a performing arts school btw) That means we have to wear red, white, and blue and all that fun stuff. In 3rd grade, one kid wore his dad's old dog tags . It's almost time for the program. We're in the classroom reading. I had my chair propped onto the wall and read my book. (It was a Wimpy Kid book if y'all needed to know XD) There was a light socket very close. This kid with the dog tags crawled across to the socket. May you be aware all of the teacher's crap was plugged into that socket. I and several others glanced down at him, not really paying attention. He takes his little dog tags and STUCK THEM IN THE FRIKIN' LIGHT SOCKET. Sparks everywhere. The laptop blew up, and he's just sitting there. "WOAH." the kid yelled. He's not hurt AT ALL. I have SCARS from that day. He was sent home. He had to pay for a new laptop and all that crap, but it was pretty funny. The end!
Credit to the doofus that did it. We still make jokes about 'Socket Kid.'