***BASED ON A TRUE STORY*** Of course this didn't all happen. I'd never do that. The true parts are me trying. And failing. Darn I'm good at not spoiling it. So you better watch it 'cuz I ain't gonna' tell you. Don't even try to install KomodoAV for Ubuntu. Don't. It will fail. To this day I still don't even have any antivirus on my poor old Ubuntu PC, soon to be more-or-less replaced by a PC I'm building.
