So, this is a thing for school where we have to write a parody of a song about slope and sing it ourselves. I plan to animate this. But as of right now, it's me trying to sing. Of course, my older sister says that it isn't really real singing. Or writing songs. I considered doing Toto's Africa (I learned slope down in Algebrraaaaaaa), but I can't sing like that at all. But I am aware that I need help badly. So this is a plea for help. Can someone critique this? BE HARSH. I CAN'T SING AT ALL. I haven't even sung since in at least 3 years. HELP ME! By the way, this is what I sound like.