How to Break Google

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Green flag. WARNING: EXTREMELY LOUD!!!! Try the 100% volume challenge! Can you survive???* RIP HEADPHONE USERS *actually please no don't..... * *I did it and my headphones were literally shaking so bad they were sliding across the table..... * *¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ..... * *there's no more, ok?....* *why do you even bother?..... * *WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!....* *what do you want to know a secret?.... * *ok fine when I put it at full volume my headphones shook so much they flew into the wall and now there's a giant hole.....* *WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!...* *This is getting old now.....* *Goodbye now.....* *I SAID "GOODBYE NOW!!!!!"* *When someone says goodbye you leave.....* *so, um that should be your cue to........... LEAVE!!!!......* *Oh, you're still here......* *Bye for real this time....* *Bye....* *!?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!???!???????!?!?!*?!?!??!?!?! *so um, can you like....* *y'know...* *please?...* *So do you want to know what I got for Christmas, than?* *Alright, I got this computer making kit, these insanely freaky pajamas, a new chair, a new taco doge mouse pad, a changing color light up keyboard, a PS4, Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2, (both really fun,) Ratchet and Clank the game, this movie that I forget what its called, a Krunset Hornet grey metal fidget spinner, it's really small and spins for a while, a bag of Mouthparty Caramels, Reece's Trees, a Christmas Hershey's Bar, this Goodiva Chocolate bar, a light up mouse my dad bought me, but he can't find where it is so I'm stuck with this broken old beaten up one ಠ_ಠ, Uncharted, Rayman Legends, this cool backpack with a mouth thing that you drink out of, and uh what else.....?* *A LIFE!!!!* *Good day.* *I spent like 20 minutes typing this.... :/........* *20 minutes of my life I'll never get back.......* *GOOD DAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!