Major Depression: High (Not surprising...) Dysthymia: Slight (I can live with that) Bipolar Disorder: Moderate (Oh) Cyclothymia: High-Moderate (Well then...) Seasonal Affective Disorder: Extremely High (About accurate) Well, that's great. For those who don't know: Major Depression - Prolonged feelings of despair, worthlessness, irritability, and fatigue. Dysthymia - Clinical diagnosis of moderate, persistent depression. Bipolar Disorder - Dramatic mood swings in the sufferer. Cyclothymia - Mild form of bipolar disorder. Season Affective Disorder - Distinct form of depression triggered by the reduced level of sunlight during the winter months.