This is live, fight me Credits go to George Salazar and Jason Gotay Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukoclu-yOy4 [Lyrics] [George/Person 1] Hey dude [Jason/Person 2] Yeah bro? [George/Person 1] I've got something I need to take off my chest [Jason/Person 2] You do? [George/Person 1] Hey dude, we've been best friends for a really long time now [Jason/Person 2] Yeah dude [George/Person 1] And there's something I need you to know [Jason/Person 2] Okay [George/Person 1] Remember that time we were surfing And I almost drowned? [Jason/Person 2] *giggle laugh thing: Hahaha* [George/Person 1] And you dragged me to the beach And performed CPR? Well, no homo, But that's the day I fell in love with you No homo, But that's the day I knew you were miiiiine Looking into your eyes Made me realize No homo But your lips touching mine Changed My Life [Jason/Person 2] Bro! Are you saying what I think you're saying? [George/Person 1] Yeah, I think so [Jason/Person 2] Yeah dude, I totally get what you're saying [George/Person 1] You do? [Jason/Person 2] And I've been wanting to tell you for so long [George/Person 1] Do you feel the same way, too? [Jason/Person 2] Remember that time at Disney World When I ate that giant turkey leg [George/Person 1] Yeah! [Jason/Person 2] And I started choking Until you came along [George/Person 1] Yeah I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame! [Jason/Person 2] No homo, But that's the day I fell in love with you [George/Person 1] We're so not gaaaaaaaaaaaaay! [Jason/Person 2] No homo, But that's the day I knew we were [Both] riiiiight [Jason/Person 2] Your body pressed into mine Somehow didn't cross the line [George/Person 1] Why would it have? [Jason/Person 2] No homo But that day Changed My Life [Both] The outside world might see us as gay But bro, we swear we're not We're just to bros chilling out And I think you're really [George/Person 1] Hot [Jason/Person 2] Awesome Wait what? [George/Person 1] What? [Jason/Person 2] Huh? [George/Person 1] Who? [Jason/Person 2] What did you say? [George/Person 1] *Weird "humph" noise* [Jason/Person 2] Snuggling with you under the covers No homo [George/Person 1] Spooning with you just like we're lovers No ho-mooo [Jason/Person 2] Our lips touch for a minute or two but, No homo [George/Person 1] It's okay with me if it's okay with you [Jason/Person 2] It totally is! [Both] No homo But let's find an apartment together! No homo But let's save money by sharing a beeeeed! Looking into your eyeeeees Made me realizzzzzzeeeeeeee That I love you more than you could ever knooooooooowww My Brooooooooooooooo No homo!